Best Funny Shayari in Hindi - Funny Poetry, Funny Shayari Status | अध्याय 4
भीगी हुई ज़िन्दगी की यही कहानी है,
कुछ बचपन से नालायक था,
कुछ आप सब की मेहरबानी है.
Bheegi Huyi Zindagi Ki Yahi Kahani Hai,
Kuch Bachpan Se Nalayak Tha,
Kuch Ap Sabaki Meharbani Hai.
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Ki Bahaar Aane Se Pahle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Aur Phool Khilne Se Pahle Bakri Kha Gayi.
Ki Bahaar Aane Se Pahle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Aur Phool Khilne Se Pahle Bakri Kha Gayi.
Zindagi Behaal Hai,
Sur Hai Na Taal Hai,
Msg Box Bhi Kangal Hai,
Kya Aapki Sms Factory Me Hartal Hai,
Yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri
Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai.
Sur Hai Na Taal Hai,
Msg Box Bhi Kangal Hai,
Kya Aapki Sms Factory Me Hartal Hai,
Yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri
Mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai.
Aisa Dostana Hamara,
Main Kashti Tu Kinara,
Main Dhanush Tu Teer,
Main Matar Tu Paneer,
Main Varsha Tu Badal,
Main Rajma Tu Chawal,
Main Hot Tu Cool,
Main April Tu Fool.
Main Kashti Tu Kinara,
Main Dhanush Tu Teer,
Main Matar Tu Paneer,
Main Varsha Tu Badal,
Main Rajma Tu Chawal,
Main Hot Tu Cool,
Main April Tu Fool.
Yeh Jo Ladkiyon Ke Baal Hote Hain,
Ladkon Ko Fasaane Ka Jaal Hote Hain.
Khoon Chus Leti Hain Ladkon Ka Saara,
Tabhi Toh Inke Honth Laal Hote Hain.
ये जो लड़कियों के बाल होते हैं,
लड़कों को फ़साने के जाल होते हैं,
खून चूस लेती हैं लड़कों का सारा,
तभी तो इनके होंठ लाल होते हैं।
Ladkon Ko Fasaane Ka Jaal Hote Hain.
Khoon Chus Leti Hain Ladkon Ka Saara,
Tabhi Toh Inke Honth Laal Hote Hain.
ये जो लड़कियों के बाल होते हैं,
लड़कों को फ़साने के जाल होते हैं,
खून चूस लेती हैं लड़कों का सारा,
तभी तो इनके होंठ लाल होते हैं।
Tumhe Kya Pata Ke Gum Kya Hai,
Tumhe Kya Pata Gum Kise Kehte Hain,
Tum Kya Jaano Gum Kya Cheez Hai,
Kyonki…
Tumne To Hamesha Thook Se Hi Envelop Chipkaya Hai.
Tumhe Kya Pata Gum Kise Kehte Hain,
Tum Kya Jaano Gum Kya Cheez Hai,
Kyonki…
Tumne To Hamesha Thook Se Hi Envelop Chipkaya Hai.
Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye,
Vah,
Vah,
Irshaad,
Irshaad,
Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye,
Toh Toh
Toh
Give Indicator Blow Horn Aur Mud Jaaye.
Vah,
Vah,
Irshaad,
Irshaad,
Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye,
Toh Toh
Toh
Give Indicator Blow Horn Aur Mud Jaaye.
Chand Ne Chandni Ko Maari Line
Waah Waah
Toh Bhaiya Suno Dhyaan Se
Chand Ne Chandni Ko Maari Line
Chandni Boli I Am Fine,
I Am Fine
Waah Waah Waah Waah
Waah Waah
Toh Bhaiya Suno Dhyaan Se
Chand Ne Chandni Ko Maari Line
Chandni Boli I Am Fine,
I Am Fine
Waah Waah Waah Waah
Phool Hun Gulaab Ka,
Chameli Ka Mat Samjhna.
Aashiq Hun Aapka,
Apni Saheli Ka Mat Samjhna.
Chameli Ka Mat Samjhna.
Aashiq Hun Aapka,
Apni Saheli Ka Mat Samjhna.
Dost Ruthe To Rab Ruthe,
Fir Ruthe To Jag Chhute,
Agar Fir Ruthe Dil Tute,
Aur Agar Fir Ruthe…!!
Nikal Danda Maar Sale Ko Jab Tak Danda Na Tute.
Fir Ruthe To Jag Chhute,
Agar Fir Ruthe Dil Tute,
Aur Agar Fir Ruthe…!!
Nikal Danda Maar Sale Ko Jab Tak Danda Na Tute.
Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai,
Bin Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha Hai,
Kahi Aisa To Nahi,
Mera Ek Pyara Sa Dost
Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha Hai.
Bin Message Ke Dil Bore Ho Raha Hai,
Kahi Aisa To Nahi,
Mera Ek Pyara Sa Dost
Ab Tak Ghar Ke Bartan Dho Raha Hai.
Wo Aaye Mere Dar Pe,
Khuda Ki Rahmat Hai,
Kabhi Hum Unko,
Kabhi Recycle Bin Ko Dekhte Hai.
Khuda Ki Rahmat Hai,
Kabhi Hum Unko,
Kabhi Recycle Bin Ko Dekhte Hai.
Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro
Pyar Ko Laat Maro Meri Baat Mano
Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur
Chain Se Zindagi Guzaro
Pyar Ko Laat Maro Meri Baat Mano
Na Chandramukhi Na Paro
Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur
Chain Se Zindagi Guzaro
Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se,
Aisa Kalyug Aayega,
Ek Dost Ek Taraf Se Sms Karega,
Doosra Apna Paisa Bachayega.
Aisa Kalyug Aayega,
Ek Dost Ek Taraf Se Sms Karega,
Doosra Apna Paisa Bachayega.
Gori Paan Na Khaya Karo,
Honton Pe Lali Aati Hai,
Gori Paan Na Khaya Karo,
Honton Pe Lali Aati Hai,
By God,
Tera Wazan Dekh Ke Meri Jaan Nikal Jaati Hai.
Honton Pe Lali Aati Hai,
Gori Paan Na Khaya Karo,
Honton Pe Lali Aati Hai,
By God,
Tera Wazan Dekh Ke Meri Jaan Nikal Jaati Hai.
जभी मिलती है Inbox पे कुछ कहने से डरती है वो..
कब आउंगा में Online इस इंतज़ार में रहती है वो..
बड़ी ही सरीफ है बात बात पे शर्माती है वो…
गुस्सा न हो जाऊं कहीं हर बात पे Sorry बोलती है वो…
मेरे लिऐ आज भी थोड़ा सा वक्त खर्च करती है वो …
Google पर आकर आज भी मुझे सर्च करती है वो.
कब आउंगा में Online इस इंतज़ार में रहती है वो..
बड़ी ही सरीफ है बात बात पे शर्माती है वो…
गुस्सा न हो जाऊं कहीं हर बात पे Sorry बोलती है वो…
मेरे लिऐ आज भी थोड़ा सा वक्त खर्च करती है वो …
Google पर आकर आज भी मुझे सर्च करती है वो.
Kinna Sona Tenu Rab Ne Banaya
Wah Wah
Kinna Sona Tenu Rab Ne Banaya..
Wah Wah
........
Mene Tenu 20 Din Pehle ‘April Fool’ Banaya!
Wah Wah
Kinna Sona Tenu Rab Ne Banaya..
Wah Wah
........
Mene Tenu 20 Din Pehle ‘April Fool’ Banaya!
Hansti Thi Hansaati Thi,
Dil Ko Bahut Bhati Thi,
Dekh Dekh Sharmati Thi,
Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,
Aaj Pata Chala Ke Woh,
Khud Toh Pagal Thi,
Mujhe Bhi Pagal Banati Thi.
Dil Ko Bahut Bhati Thi,
Dekh Dekh Sharmati Thi,
Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi,
Aaj Pata Chala Ke Woh,
Khud Toh Pagal Thi,
Mujhe Bhi Pagal Banati Thi.
Lab Khamosh Ho Jate Hain,
Jab Tum Samne Aate Ho,
Dil Dhadkta Hain Jab Nigahe Milate Ho,
Saans Rukti Hai Jab Tum Muskurate Ho,
Dil Kamjor Hai Mera,
Itna Kyo Darate Ho.
Jab Tum Samne Aate Ho,
Dil Dhadkta Hain Jab Nigahe Milate Ho,
Saans Rukti Hai Jab Tum Muskurate Ho,
Dil Kamjor Hai Mera,
Itna Kyo Darate Ho.
Bahut Din Ke Bad Keetab Ko Khola To Pata Chala,
......
.Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,
Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,
Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,
Sala,
Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata.
......
.Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,
Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,
Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata,
Sala,
Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata.
Khat Likhti Ho Gori Ya Likhti Ho Keetab,
Likhna Aata Nahin Likhti Ho Behisaab,
Maaf Karna Parmeshwar Yeh Bhool Hamari Hai,
Puchne Se Pata Chala Ke Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai.
Likhna Aata Nahin Likhti Ho Behisaab,
Puchne Se Pata Chala Ke Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai.
The Most ‘Sharmnaak’ Thing These Days Is To
Say
...
That,
“I’M Not On Whatsapp”.
Say
...
That,
“I’M Not On Whatsapp”.
Mausam Ne Li Angrai,
Aur Humne Orhi Razai,
Ice-Cream Se Hui Larrai,
Moongphali Ghar Main Aai,
Cold Drink Se Muh Mor Liya,
Coffee Se Nata Jod Liya.
Happy Winter Season
Aur Humne Orhi Razai,
Ice-Cream Se Hui Larrai,
Moongphali Ghar Main Aai,
Cold Drink Se Muh Mor Liya,
Coffee Se Nata Jod Liya.
Happy Winter Season
Jab Tum Aaine Ke Paas Jate Ho,
To Aayina Kehta Hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab Tum Aayine Se Door Jate Ho,
To Aayina Kehta Hai April Fool.
To Aayina Kehta Hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab Tum Aayine Se Door Jate Ho,
To Aayina Kehta Hai April Fool.
Kya Hua Jo Usne Racha Li Mehndi,
Hamm Bhi Ab To Sehra Sajayenge,
Mujhe Pata Tha Wo Apne Naseeb Main Nahi Hai,
Ab Uski Chotti Bahen Ko Fasayenge.
क्या हुआ जो उसने रचा ली मेहँदी,
हम भी अब सेहरा सजायेंगे,
तो क्या हुआ अगर वो हमारे नसीब में नहीं,
अब हम उसकी छोटी बहन पटायेंगे!
Hamm Bhi Ab To Sehra Sajayenge,
Mujhe Pata Tha Wo Apne Naseeb Main Nahi Hai,
Ab Uski Chotti Bahen Ko Fasayenge.
क्या हुआ जो उसने रचा ली मेहँदी,
हम भी अब सेहरा सजायेंगे,
तो क्या हुआ अगर वो हमारे नसीब में नहीं,
अब हम उसकी छोटी बहन पटायेंगे!
Arz Hai.
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing Them Is The Boys Duty.
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing Them Is The Boys Duty.
Agar Pyaar Sath Ho To Tanhayi Nahi Hoti,
Sachche Pyar Mein Kabhi Bewafai Nahi Hoti,
Par Agar Ek Baar Pyaar Ho Jaaye,
To Kitne Hi Coaching center Join Kar Lo,
Par Padhai Nahi Hoti.
Sachche Pyar Mein Kabhi Bewafai Nahi Hoti,
Par Agar Ek Baar Pyaar Ho Jaaye,
To Kitne Hi Coaching center Join Kar Lo,
Par Padhai Nahi Hoti.
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