If All Politicians Were Student, What Would a Class Be Like?

If All Politicians Were Student

Nusrat Jahan — Officially declared as the crush of the school.

Manmohan Singh — Talks to no-one.

Lalu Prasad Yadav — Eats. Sleep. Repeats.

Piyush Goyal — Topper from the Commerce Section.

Yogi Adityanath — Gives names to teachers.

Mamata Banerjee —Lets students from the other class enter and steal chalk and duster.

Jyotiraditya Scindia — Raees kid of the class; handsome boy.

Sushma Swaraj —The topper girl who helps everyone in the class with studies.

Narendra Modi — Class monitor who sometimes attends the class.

Shashi Tharoor — Grammar Nazi; ICSE Board student.

Chirag Paswan — Official boy crush of the class.

Shatrughan Sinha — Had more friends in the other section so changed his class.

Akhilesh Yadav —Teacher ka beta.

Rahul Gandhi — Class clown who entertains everyone by making funny faces at the teacher.

Gautam Gambhir — Cricket team captain of the class.

Arvind Kejriwal — Always ends up getting slapped by teachers for his baseless arguments.

Manohar Parrikar — Best student the school ever produced. Passed out just this year. Will always be remembered by the teachers.

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