Beard Poetry in English

Beards grew on men’s faces,

inched past belts and braces,

slithered over shoelaces,

spread across floors,

crept under doors,

stretched across streets,

became entwined and entangledat

all kinds of angles

until the ground disappeared,

drowning in beard.

Oceans got clogged

and mountains hogged

by the hirsuteness

that took rootness

as attempts to halt

the barbate bombardment

proved fruitless.

No glimmers of hope,

no trimmers could cope,

the vanity of humanity’s

destruction impending;

a hairy tale ending.

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