BJP Bhakt Jokes in English | Andha bhakt Jokes in English

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The  child of a Bjp bhakt failed even after studying for 18-18 hours. 

The father doubted how the child failed. So the Bhakt father went to school and checked the answer sheets and found out the following things.

 Question- When did India get independence?

 Answer - 2014 Onwards.

 Question: Who gave independence to India?

 Answer - Respected Narendra Modi in 2014.

 Question: When did the White Revolution begin?

 Answer - 2014

 Question- When did the Green Revolution begin?

 Answer - 2014 onwards.

 Question- When did the aviation services start in India?

 Answer - 2014 onwards.

 Question: When did the train services start in India?

 Answer - 2014 onwards.

 Question: When did IIT, IIM, ISRO, AIIMS begin in India?

 Answer - 2014 onwards.

 Question- When the Armed Forces of India, CRPF, CISF, Forces like ITBT, were formed?

 Answer - 2014 onwards.

 Question: When did the Industrial Revolution occur in India?

 Answer - 2014 onwards.

 Question- When did the first computer arrive in India?

 Answer - 2014 onwards.

So the bhakt came home shouting and slapping the child and said, why did you write such rubbish? 

The child replied - Father because of you. The father asked how come?  

Child-- you always say that nothing happened in 70 years. Whatever has been done, done by Narendra Modi after 2014. I had read the book. But I trusted your words. How do I know that you were lying.😧😧😧