Best Funny Shayari in Hindi
मुझे मत ढूंढो इस जहाँ की तन्हाई में.
ठण्ड बहुत है में तो हूँ अपनी रजाई में
Mujhe Mat Dhundo Is Jahan Ki Tanhai Mein.
Thand Bahut Hai Mein To Hun Apni Rajai Mein
ठण्ड बहुत है में तो हूँ अपनी रजाई में
Mujhe Mat Dhundo Is Jahan Ki Tanhai Mein.
Thand Bahut Hai Mein To Hun Apni Rajai Mein
Haath mein taqat hai,
toh tajmahal ko hila kar dekh,
Warna aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar,
aur tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh..
toh tajmahal ko hila kar dekh,
Warna aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar,
aur tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh..
Heer ro ro kar
Raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene
Meri naak beh rahi hai.
Raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene
Meri naak beh rahi hai.
Koi Pathar Se Na Maare Mere Deewane Ko,
Koi Pathar Se Na Maare Mere Deewane Ko,
..
Nuclear Power Ka Zamana Hai,
Bom Se Uda Do Saale Ko.
Koi Pathar Se Na Maare Mere Deewane Ko,
..
Nuclear Power Ka Zamana Hai,
Bom Se Uda Do Saale Ko.
Manzil unhi ko milti hai,
jinke hoslo me jaan hoti hai,
aur band bhatti me bhi daaru unhi ko milti hai..
jinki bhatti me pehchaan hoi hai.
मंजिल उन्हीं को मिलती है,
जिनके हौसलों में जान होती है…
और और बंद भट्ठी में भी दारू उन्हीं को मिलती है,
जिनकी भट्ठी में पहचान होती है!
jinke hoslo me jaan hoti hai,
aur band bhatti me bhi daaru unhi ko milti hai..
jinki bhatti me pehchaan hoi hai.
मंजिल उन्हीं को मिलती है,
जिनके हौसलों में जान होती है…
और और बंद भट्ठी में भी दारू उन्हीं को मिलती है,
जिनकी भट्ठी में पहचान होती है!
Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu
Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu
Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai
Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye,
Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki
Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha
Maine Usko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayi
Wo Uchhal Gayi Machal Gayi,
Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayi
Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya
Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayi
Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala
Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha
Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali
Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho
Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko
Tabse Main Kunwara Tha
Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya
Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya
Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon
Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti Ka Baap Hoon
Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu
Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai
Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye,
Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki
Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha
Maine Usko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayi
Wo Uchhal Gayi Machal Gayi,
Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayi
Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya
Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayi
Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala
Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha
Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali
Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho
Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko
Tabse Main Kunwara Tha
Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya
Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya
Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon
Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti Ka Baap Hoon
Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chain Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Pucha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.
Na Chain Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Pucha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.
Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek SMS to kar de Zalim,
Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..
सितम ढाने की हद होती है,
पास ना आने की रूठ जाने की हद होती है,
एक SMS तो कर दे जालिम,
पैसे बचाने की भी हद होती है!
pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek SMS to kar de Zalim,
Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..
सितम ढाने की हद होती है,
पास ना आने की रूठ जाने की हद होती है,
एक SMS तो कर दे जालिम,
पैसे बचाने की भी हद होती है!
Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girl's beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girl's beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty.
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka phir se angoor ho jana.
eh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai.
Khoon choos keti hai ladkon ka saara,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai!
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai..
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai…
Isliye Try maro har Ladki (girl) par..
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Kyunki
.
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
Na ishq kar mere yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..
Pink lips are the girl's beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girl's beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty.
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka phir se angoor ho jana.
ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai.
Khoon choos keti hai ladkon ka saara,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai!
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai…
Isliye Try maro har Ladki (girl) par..
.
Kyunki
.
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..
Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain,
Kya ajeeb zulm sehna padta hain,
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta hai.
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain,
Kya ajeeb zulm sehna padta hain,
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta hai.
Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyon ki ki roz badalti hamari MUMTAZ hai.
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyon ki ki roz badalti hamari MUMTAZ hai.
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angoor ho jana.
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angoor ho jana.
Woh Rooth Kar Kehti Hai Humse
Tumhara To Mel-Jol Mehnga Ho Gaya Hai
Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye
Ke Petrol Mehnga Ho Gaya Hai
Tumhara To Mel-Jol Mehnga Ho Gaya Hai
Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye
Ke Petrol Mehnga Ho Gaya Hai
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath!
Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
Neend jab mujhe aagosh mein leti hai,
Aap Ka chehra nigahon mein bus jaata hai,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hai,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hai,
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.“AMMI BHOOT”
Aap Ka chehra nigahon mein bus jaata hai,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hai,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hai,
..
.“AMMI BHOOT”
हम दिल फेक आशिक़ है, हर काम में कमाल कर दे,
जो वादा करे वो पूरा हर हाल में कर दे,
क्या जरुरत है जानू को लिपस्टिक लगाने की,
हम चूम-चूम के ही होंठ उसके लाल कर दे !
Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipstick lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.
जो वादा करे वो पूरा हर हाल में कर दे,
क्या जरुरत है जानू को लिपस्टिक लगाने की,
हम चूम-चूम के ही होंठ उसके लाल कर दे !
Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipstick lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de.
Tere khoobsurat aankhon mein
Aansoo acche nahi lagte,
Chahe jitna bhi roye lekin
Kabhi sachche nahi lagte.
Aansoo acche nahi lagte,
Chahe jitna bhi roye lekin
Kabhi sachche nahi lagte.
Raat Ko Jaagta Hu Din Mein Sota Hun,
Kuchh Isi Tarah Se Maine Apna Jeevan Bana Liya Hai,
Kya Hua Agar Sooraj Ki Roshni Nahi Hai,
Hamara Kaam Toh Chandni Mein Bhi Hota Hai,
Ab Toh Humne Machron Ko Dost,
Aur Makhiyon Ko Dushman Bana Liya Hai,
Isi Tarah Se Humne,
Apna Jeevan Ka Badlaav Aap Ko Bata Diya Hai.
Kuchh Isi Tarah Se Maine Apna Jeevan Bana Liya Hai,
Kya Hua Agar Sooraj Ki Roshni Nahi Hai,
Hamara Kaam Toh Chandni Mein Bhi Hota Hai,
Ab Toh Humne Machron Ko Dost,
Aur Makhiyon Ko Dushman Bana Liya Hai,
Isi Tarah Se Humne,
Apna Jeevan Ka Badlaav Aap Ko Bata Diya Hai.
Tumhe kya pata ke gum kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata gum kise kehte hain,
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Kyonki…
Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi envelop chipkaya hai.
Tumhe kya pata gum kise kehte hain,
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Kyonki…
Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi envelop chipkaya hai.
Ishq Ke Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq KE Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain.
Ishq KE Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain.
Sheetal Sheetal vayu Chali,
Aasman Hua Suhana,
Gadhe Bhi sms Padhne Lage,
Shikshit Hua jamana.
Happy Winter Time.
Aasman Hua Suhana,
Gadhe Bhi sms Padhne Lage,
Shikshit Hua jamana.
Happy Winter Time.
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati
Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki aag laga dunga es duniya ko,
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki aag laga dunga es duniya ko,
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi.
Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Gour farmaye..!
Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!
Gour farmaye..!
Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!
Duniya mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jao,
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao,
Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to,
Chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.
Aashiqui Bhi Dosto Kya Classical Sangeet Thi
Raag To Ohi Jaane Kya Tha,
Jaane Kya Gaate Rahe
Zindagi Bhar Ishq Ka Izhaar Karne Ke Liye
Woh Bhi Haqlaate Rahe Aur Hum Bhi Haqlaate Rahe.
Raag To Ohi Jaane Kya Tha,
Jaane Kya Gaate Rahe
Zindagi Bhar Ishq Ka Izhaar Karne Ke Liye
Woh Bhi Haqlaate Rahe Aur Hum Bhi Haqlaate Rahe.
Julfo me fulo ko saja kar aayi hai,
chehre se dupatta utha kar aayi hai,
kisi ne pucha ki kitni khubsurat lag rahi hai,
Hamne kaha sawad aaj naha kar aayi hai!
जुल्फों में फूलों को सजा के आयी,
चेहरे से दुपट्टा उठा के आयी,
किसी ने पूछा आज बड़ी खुबसूरत लग रही है,
हमने कहा शायद आज नहा के आयी!
chehre se dupatta utha kar aayi hai,
kisi ne pucha ki kitni khubsurat lag rahi hai,
Hamne kaha sawad aaj naha kar aayi hai!
जुल्फों में फूलों को सजा के आयी,
चेहरे से दुपट्टा उठा के आयी,
किसी ने पूछा आज बड़ी खुबसूरत लग रही है,
हमने कहा शायद आज नहा के आयी!
Aap baago k sab se hasin gul hai,
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhool hai,
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..
Aaj april fool hai.
Hum to bas aap ke kadmo ki dhool hai,
Ab jada gurur mat karna kyoki ..
Aaj april fool hai.
Cid ne sone se nata jod liya,
Cid ne sone se nata jod liya,
Jis room me mana raha tha abhijit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza hi tod diya.
Cid ne sone se nata jod liya,
Jis room me mana raha tha abhijit suhagraat,
Daya ne uska darwaza hi tod diya.
BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me
Arz Kiya
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi
Teri SaHeLi Hai.
Arz Kiya
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai
Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi
Teri SaHeLi Hai.
Marne Ke Baad Nashib Me Jannat Ho Na Ho
Arey Dosto Zinda Hain Jab Tak SMS Kar Lo
Kya Pata Kabr Me Network Ho Na Ho
Arey Dosto Zinda Hain Jab Tak SMS Kar Lo
Kya Pata Kabr Me Network Ho Na Ho
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene,
Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
Na Kuch Khane-Peene,
Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
Aam Meethe,
Angoor Khatte Aam Meethe,
Angur Khatte Mere Shair Padhne Wale Ullu Ke Patthe
Angoor Khatte Aam Meethe,
Angur Khatte Mere Shair Padhne Wale Ullu Ke Patthe
Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya,
Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya,
Mai Samajh Gayi Ki,
Tu Aaj Phir Nahi Nahaya.
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya,
Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya,
Teri Khushbu Sath Laya,
Mai Samajh Gayi Ki,
Tu Aaj Phir Nahi Nahaya.
ऐ खुदा हिचकियों में
कुछ तो फर्क डालना होता
अब कैसे पता करूँ कि
कौनसी वाली याद कर रही है
कुछ तो फर्क डालना होता
अब कैसे पता करूँ कि
कौनसी वाली याद कर रही है
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hai ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi ‘NAHAYA’
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hai ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi ‘NAHAYA’
Apni raah khud chuno,
Dil jo kahe vahi karo,
Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do,
Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,
Tabhi ek achche rikshaw wale ban paoge.
Dil jo kahe vahi karo,
Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do,
Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,
Tabhi ek achche rikshaw wale ban paoge.
Usne Jis Jis Jagah Rakkhe Kadam
Humne Woh Har Jameen Choom Li
Aur Vo Bewafa Ghar Aa Kr Kahti Hai,
“Aap Ka Ladka Mitti Khata Hai”
Humne Woh Har Jameen Choom Li
Aur Vo Bewafa Ghar Aa Kr Kahti Hai,
“Aap Ka Ladka Mitti Khata Hai”
Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai,
Har Mod Par Ek Imtihan Baki Hai,
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse,
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai ?
Har Mod Par Ek Imtihan Baki Hai,
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse,
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai ?
Udhar aap majboor baithe hain,
Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain,
Baat ho to kaise ho janab..
Jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hain..
Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain,
Baat ho to kaise ho janab..
Jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hain..
Rainbow Mein Colour Hota Hai Violet,
Wah Wah!
Wah Wah!
Rainbow Mein Colour Hota Hai Violet,
Mam May I Go to the Toilet.
Wah Wah!
Wah Wah!
Rainbow Mein Colour Hota Hai Violet,
Mam May I Go to the Toilet.
Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banana to bahut costly hai,
Per har gali mein ek Mumtaz banate raho.
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banana to bahut costly hai,
Per har gali mein ek Mumtaz banate raho.
Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain
Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain
Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai
Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai
Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?
...
“Jago Student Jago”
Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain
Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai
Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai
Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?
...
“Jago Student Jago”
Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Kasam Se,
Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko Lekar
Jati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.
Kasam Se,
Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko Lekar
Jati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.
Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du,
Tu kahe to bandh darwaze khol du,
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.
Tu kahe to bandh darwaze khol du,
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye
Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai
Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar
Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye
Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai
Kash pyaar ka insurance ho jata,
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.
Pyar karne se pehle premium bharwaya jata,
Pyar mein wafa mili to theek warna,
Bewafaon pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jata.
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfriend ke liye Shayari likhi..
Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
.
Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
Apne boyfriend ke liye Shayari likhi..
Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
.
Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
Ek Truck Ke Piche Likha Tha,
“Sawan Ko Aane Do”Ek Doosre Truck
Usmein Peechhe Se Ghus Gaya,
Pata Hai,
Uske Peeche Kya Likha Tha?
“Aaya Sawan Jhoom Ke”
“Sawan Ko Aane Do”Ek Doosre Truck
Usmein Peechhe Se Ghus Gaya,
Pata Hai,
Uske Peeche Kya Likha Tha?
“Aaya Sawan Jhoom Ke”
Aasman mein kaali ghata chhai hai,
Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai,
Dil to karta hai…sudhar jao magar,
Kamwali aaj phir bheeg ke aayi hai.
Aaj fir se gharwali se maar khai hai,
Dil to karta hai…sudhar jao magar,
Kamwali aaj phir bheeg ke aayi hai.
Ankho me aansu,
Chehre par hansi hai,
Saanso me aahein,
Dil me bebasi hai,
Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki,
Darwaje mein ungli fansi hai.
Chehre par hansi hai,
Saanso me aahein,
Dil me bebasi hai,
Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki,
Darwaje mein ungli fansi hai.
Aye Mere SMS Mere Dost Ke Pass Jana,
Agar Vo So Raha Ho To Shor Mat Machaana,
Jab Vo Jage To Dhire Se Muskurana,
Phir Kehna Sote Rahte Ho,
Kanjoos SMS Karo!
Agar Vo So Raha Ho To Shor Mat Machaana,
Jab Vo Jage To Dhire Se Muskurana,
Phir Kehna Sote Rahte Ho,
Kanjoos SMS Karo!
Sheeshe Se Sheesha Takraye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam,
Sheeshe Se Sheesha Takraye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam,
..
Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram
Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram
Sheeshe Se Sheesha Takraye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam,
..
Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram
Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram
Arz kiya hai..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochta hu aise..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochta hu aise.
Ki kar to li hai tune beta….
abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise.
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochta hu aise..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochta hu aise.
Ki kar to li hai tune beta….
abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise.
Sitaro mein aap,
Hawao mein aap,
Fizao mein aap,
Baharo mein aap,
Dhoop mein aap,
Chaaon mein aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao
ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Hawao mein aap,
Fizao mein aap,
Baharo mein aap,
Dhoop mein aap,
Chaaon mein aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao
ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Jis ladki k chehre par aaj kal naqab hota hai,
Wo naqab ashiq k liye azab hota hai,
Mat marna naqab wali ladki pe mere dost,
Khubsurat packing me maal aksar kharab hota hai.
Wo naqab ashiq k liye azab hota hai,
Mat marna naqab wali ladki pe mere dost,
Khubsurat packing me maal aksar kharab hota hai.
Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi,
Jis Se Pyar Kiya Woh Itli Chali Gayi,
Dil Ne Kaha Khudkhushi Kar Le Jaalim,
Bijli Ko Haath Lagaya Toh Bijli Chali Gayi.
Jis Se Pyar Kiya Woh Itli Chali Gayi,
Dil Ne Kaha Khudkhushi Kar Le Jaalim,
Bijli Ko Haath Lagaya Toh Bijli Chali Gayi.
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roj sharafat se SMS kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan ke niche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roj sharafat se SMS kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan ke niche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.
Hume Tumse Love Hai,
Please Refuse Na Karna,
Yeh Zero Watt Ka “Hope” Bulb Hai,
Please Ise Fuse Mat Karna.
Please Refuse Na Karna,
Yeh Zero Watt Ka “Hope” Bulb Hai,
Please Ise Fuse Mat Karna.
Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
Maine Jise Pyar Kiya
Voh Mere Bachon Ki Bua Ban K Reh Gayi
Meri Zindagi Ek Jua Ban Ke Reh Gayi
Maine Jise Pyar Kiya
Voh Mere Bachon Ki Bua Ban K Reh Gayi
Aapko humse kabhi khone nahi denge,
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.
aapko mujh se alag hone nahi denge,
kabhi sms bhi kar dia kro warna,
aankh mein mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge.
Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain,
Bada hi muskil ho jata hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain,
Bada hi muskil ho jata hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.
Aaj Kuchh Sharmaye Se Lagte Ho,
Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho,
Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai,
Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho
Sardi Ke Karan Kapkapaye Se Lagte Ho,
Chehra Aapka Khil Utha Hai,
Hafte Ke Baad Nahaye Se Lagte Ho
Dil mein khuda hai,
Aankhon mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar..
Isiliye to sari duniya HUM par fida hai.
Aankhon mein nasha hai,
Bato mein maza hai,
Chahat mein ada hai,
Andaz bhi juda hai,
Dosti mein wafa hai,
Arey yaar..
Isiliye to sari duniya HUM par fida hai.
ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए;
ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए;
ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने;
ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।
ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए;
ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने;
ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।
Engineering College Student:
Rehne Ki Yahaan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti,
Bina Beer Aur Daru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti,
Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost,
Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Baat Nahi Hoti.
Rehne Ki Yahaan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti,
Bina Beer Aur Daru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti,
Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost,
Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Baat Nahi Hoti.
Baithe hain tere khayalon mein,
Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,
Kagaz pe teri tasveer laga ke,
Likha hai yeh paigam,
Zinda ya murda pakadne wale ko,
Milega 50000 ka inaam.
Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,
Kagaz pe teri tasveer laga ke,
Likha hai yeh paigam,
Zinda ya murda pakadne wale ko,
Milega 50000 ka inaam.
Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad,
Aansu Mat Bahana Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Bad,
Aansoo Mat Bahana Jyada Yaad Aaye,
Toh Upar Chale Aana.
Aansu Mat Bahana Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Bad,
Aansoo Mat Bahana Jyada Yaad Aaye,
Toh Upar Chale Aana.
Aapki bato pe dil haruWAH!
WAH!
Aapki surat pe jan waruWAH!
WAH!
Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms
dil karta hai aapko
patak-patak ke maru!
WAH!
Aapki surat pe jan waruWAH!
WAH!
Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms
dil karta hai aapko
patak-patak ke maru!
Kaya Aankhen Hai,
Kaya Baaten Hain,
Kaya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise,
Jaise,
Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot Utarkar Aaya Hai.
Kaya Baaten Hain,
Kaya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise,
Jaise,
Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot Utarkar Aaya Hai.
Arz kiya hai,
zara gaur farmaiye ga,
Naa hi zaroorat hai sitaron ki,
Naa hi zaroorat hai faltu yaaron ki,
Ek dost chahiye aapke jaisa,
Jo watt laga de Hazaron ki.
zara gaur farmaiye ga,
Naa hi zaroorat hai sitaron ki,
Naa hi zaroorat hai faltu yaaron ki,
Ek dost chahiye aapke jaisa,
Jo watt laga de Hazaron ki.
Khate Hain Kasam Hum,
Aapko Kabhi Khone Nahi Denge,
Aap Ho Jao Hum Se Juda,
Hum Aisa Hone Nahi Denge,
Aapko Bhijwa Rahe Hain,
Keemti Tohfa Machhron Ka,
Jo Raat Bhar,
Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge.
Aapko Kabhi Khone Nahi Denge,
Aap Ho Jao Hum Se Juda,
Hum Aisa Hone Nahi Denge,
Aapko Bhijwa Rahe Hain,
Keemti Tohfa Machhron Ka,
Jo Raat Bhar,
Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge.
Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wale Kya Jaane,
Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane,
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Patane Mein,
Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane.
Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane,
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Patane Mein,
Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane.
Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhare Charno Ki Daasi,
Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhare Khoon Ki Pyasi,
Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se,
Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai,
Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi,
Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se,
Hotel Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main,
Kamar Mein Haath Dale,
Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi.
Tumhare Charno Ki Daasi,
Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhare Khoon Ki Pyasi,
Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se,
Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai,
Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi,
Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se,
Hotel Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main,
Kamar Mein Haath Dale,
Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi.
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge,
Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge,
Chalo Bijli Rakhta Hoon,
Chhor Kar Jaoge To ..
Ek Ghante Baad Wapis Aa Jao Ge.
Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge,
Chalo Bijli Rakhta Hoon,
Chhor Kar Jaoge To ..
Ek Ghante Baad Wapis Aa Jao Ge.
Arz Kiya hai..
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..
Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha.
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..
Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha,
Wah wah..
Tere msgs nahi aa rahe kya baat hai Bachha.
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,
Ab raha nahi jata,
Chhatri lauta de Bhai.
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,
Ab raha nahi jata,
Chhatri lauta de Bhai.
Hamne Dhoop Samjhi,
Woh Chhaya Nikali,
Hamne Gaay Samjhi,
Woh Bhains Nikali,
Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka,
Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha,
Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali.
Woh Chhaya Nikali,
Hamne Gaay Samjhi,
Woh Bhains Nikali,
Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka,
Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha,
Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali.
दोस्त रूठे तो रब रूठे,
फिर रूठे तो जग छूटे,
अगर फिर रुठे दिल टूटे,
और अगर फिर रूठे?
निकाल डंडा..
मार साले को जब तक डंडा न टूटे
Dost Ruthe to Rab Ruthe,
Fir Ruthe to Jag Chhute,
Agar Fir Ruthe Dil Tute,
Aur Agar Fir Ruthe?
Nikal Danda..
Maar Sale Ko Jab Tak Danda Na Tute
फिर रूठे तो जग छूटे,
अगर फिर रुठे दिल टूटे,
और अगर फिर रूठे?
निकाल डंडा..
मार साले को जब तक डंडा न टूटे
Dost Ruthe to Rab Ruthe,
Fir Ruthe to Jag Chhute,
Agar Fir Ruthe Dil Tute,
Aur Agar Fir Ruthe?
Nikal Danda..
Maar Sale Ko Jab Tak Danda Na Tute
Ek Aadmi,
Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:-
Khud Khusi Paap Hai,
Julum Hai,
Gunah Hai,
Buzdil Hai,
Pagalpan Hai,
Khudkhushi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki ,
Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le.
Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:-
Khud Khusi Paap Hai,
Julum Hai,
Gunah Hai,
Buzdil Hai,
Pagalpan Hai,
Khudkhushi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki ,
Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le.
Shaadi Karne Waale,
Kyon Kaath Mein Pair Fansaya,
Bazaar Mein Doodh Bahut Tha,
Kyu Bhains Khareed Laya,
Nadan Hai Woh Jo Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain,
Hoshiyaar Hai Woh Jo Maje Liya Karte Hain,
Jis Dil Se Tumhe Chaha Woh Dil Hamara Tha,
Tumne Hame Chaha Woh Dil Udhar Ka Tha.
Kyon Kaath Mein Pair Fansaya,
Bazaar Mein Doodh Bahut Tha,
Kyu Bhains Khareed Laya,
Nadan Hai Woh Jo Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain,
Hoshiyaar Hai Woh Jo Maje Liya Karte Hain,
Jis Dil Se Tumhe Chaha Woh Dil Hamara Tha,
Tumne Hame Chaha Woh Dil Udhar Ka Tha.
Teri Yaadon Mein,
Kuchh Aisi Baat Hai,
Ke Har Waqat Teri Yaadein,
Hamare Sath Hain,
Dil Chahta Hai Ki,
Tujhko Tujhse Se Chura Lo,
Par Mummy Kahti Hain,
Ki Chori Karna Buri Baat Hai.
Kuchh Aisi Baat Hai,
Ke Har Waqat Teri Yaadein,
Hamare Sath Hain,
Dil Chahta Hai Ki,
Tujhko Tujhse Se Chura Lo,
Par Mummy Kahti Hain,
Ki Chori Karna Buri Baat Hai.
Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne,
Meri Zindagi Par Ehsaan Kar Diya,
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha,
Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya.
Meri Zindagi Par Ehsaan Kar Diya,
Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha,
Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya.
Aaj Deedar,
Kal Yaar,
Parson Pyaar,
Phir Ekraar,
Phir Intzaar,
Phir Takraar,
Phir Draar,
Saari Mehnat Bekar,
Aur Aakhir Me Ek Aur Devdas,
At Beer Bar.
Kal Yaar,
Parson Pyaar,
Phir Ekraar,
Phir Intzaar,
Phir Takraar,
Phir Draar,
Saari Mehnat Bekar,
Aur Aakhir Me Ek Aur Devdas,
At Beer Bar.
Aapki yaad mein ek sher arz kiya hai..
Aaj hai mangal,
kal tha peer..
Wah wah…
Aja hai mangal,
kal tha peer..
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.
Aaj hai mangal,
kal tha peer..
Wah wah…
Aja hai mangal,
kal tha peer..
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.
Mat kar mere dost haseeno se mohabbat,
Woh to aankhon se waar karti hain.
Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai,
Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai.
Woh to aankhon se waar karti hain.
Maine teri wali ki aankhon mein dekha hai,
Woh to saali mujh se bhi pyar karti hai.
दोस्ती अगर बुरी है तो होने मत दो,
हो गई तो उसे खोने मत दो,
और अगर दोस्त हो सबसे प्यारा तो….
उस दोस्त को चैन की नींद सोने मत दो.
Dosti Agar Buri Hai to Hone Mat Do,
Ho Gai to Use Khone Mat Do,
Aur Agar Dost Ho Sabse Pyara to….
Us Dost Ko Chain Ki Neend Sone Mat Do
हो गई तो उसे खोने मत दो,
और अगर दोस्त हो सबसे प्यारा तो….
उस दोस्त को चैन की नींद सोने मत दो.
Dosti Agar Buri Hai to Hone Mat Do,
Ho Gai to Use Khone Mat Do,
Aur Agar Dost Ho Sabse Pyara to….
Us Dost Ko Chain Ki Neend Sone Mat Do
Har zindagi pyar ki mohtaj nahi hoti…
or har safed imarat Taj nahi hoti,
Are pyar main marne walo kabhi yaari mein jikar dekho…
kyunki kalyug main koi ladki mumtaj nhi hoti…
Actually Basically Biologically Technically
Chemically Physically Mentally Mathematically
Electrically Normally Mechanically & Finally
...
I am So Sweet.
Chemically Physically Mentally Mathematically
Electrically Normally Mechanically & Finally
...
I am So Sweet.
Apni Surat Ka Kabhi Toh Deedar De,
Tadap Raha Hun Ab Aur Intezaar Na De,
Apni Aawaz Nahi Sunani Toh Mat Suna,
Kam Se Kam Ek Miss Call Hi Mar De.
Tadap Raha Hun Ab Aur Intezaar Na De,
Apni Aawaz Nahi Sunani Toh Mat Suna,
Kam Se Kam Ek Miss Call Hi Mar De.
Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna,
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi,
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.
Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna,
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi,
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.
Tumko dekha to khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha to khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha to khayal aaya,
Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.
Tumko dekha to khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha to khayal aaya,
Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.
Zameen par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai,
Unka to timepass ho jata hai,
Kambakht…
Mitti mein hum mil jate hai.
Unka to timepass ho jata hai,
Kambakht…
Mitti mein hum mil jate hai.
निगाहों से निगाहें मिला कर तो देखो,
कभी किसी लड़की को पटा कर तो देखो।
हसरतें दिल में दबाने से क्या फ़ायदा,
अपने हाथों से ज़रा दबा कर तो देखो।
कभी किसी लड़की को पटा कर तो देखो।
हसरतें दिल में दबाने से क्या फ़ायदा,
अपने हाथों से ज़रा दबा कर तो देखो।
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjhe,
Woh sabse bada gadha hai.
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai,
Use jo mohabbat samjhe,
Woh sabse bada gadha hai.
Sharm to unhe aati hai,
Jo sharm se sharmate hai,
Hum to Besharm hai,
kyu ki…Sharm humse sharmati hai.
Jo sharm se sharmate hai,
Hum to Besharm hai,
kyu ki…Sharm humse sharmati hai.
Jailer:
Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar..
Qaidi:
“Gham-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar..
Qaidi:
“Gham-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya,
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya,
Aur aapko dekha to,
Bhooton ko paseena aa gaya.
Chaand bhi sharma gaya,
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya,
Aur aapko dekha to,
Bhooton ko paseena aa gaya.
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