Hindi Shayari

Political Jokes In Hindi

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पति आफिस से लौटा तो हमेशा की तरह पत्नी से बोला,
"जानु, कैसी हो ?"

पत्नी बोली," ठीक हूं मगर आप मुझे आज से जानु कहकर मत बुलाया करो,
इसमें जे एन यू की बू आती है।"

पति बोला, ठीक है, तुम भी मुझे आप कहना छोड़ दो,
क्योंकि इसमें आम आदमी पार्टी की बू आती है।"

पत्नी फिर बोली, और छोटे बेटे का नाम बदलवा दो,
कन्हैया नाम बहुत बदनाम हो चुका है।"

बड़ा बेटा सुन रहा था, वह बोला,
पापा, जब नाम बदलवाने जाओ,
तो मेरा नाम भी बदलवा देना।
अब राहुल नाम अच्छा नहीं लगता।
मेरी क्लास के बच्चे मुझे
पप्पू पप्पू कह कर चिढ़ाने लगे हैं।"
                 
परिवारों में नया संकट आया है!
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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Pati Aaphis Se Lauta to Hamesha Kee Tarah Patnee Se Bola,
"Jaanu, Kaisee Ho ?"

Patnee Bolee," Theek Hoon Magar Aap Mujhe Aaj Se Jaanu Kahakar Mat Bulaaya Karo,
Isamen JNU Kee Boo Aatee Hai."

Pati Bola, Theek Hai, Tum Bhee Mujhe Aap Kahana Chhod Do, 
Kyonki Isamen Aam Aadamee Paartee Kee Boo Aatee Hai."

Patnee Phir Bolee, Aur Chhote Bete Ka Naam Badalava Do,
Kanhaiya Naam Bahut Badanaam Ho Chuka Hai."

Bada Beta Sun Raha Tha, Vah Bola,
Paapa, Jab Naam Badalavaane Jao, 
To Mera Naam Bhee Badalava Dena.
Ab Rahul Naam Achchha Nahin Lagata. 
Meree Klaas Ke Bachche Mujhe
Pappu Pappu Kah Kar Chidhaane Lage Hain."

Parivaar Mein Naya Sankat Aaya Hai!

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Duryodhan & Rahul Gandhi - They both are incompetent but still think that they have the divine right to rule coz they are born in the Royal Family.

Bheeshm & L K Advani - They both could never ascend to the throne but still got most respect. They both look helpless in the last phase of their lives.

Arjun & Narendra Modi - They both reached the top by their sheer talent, hard work and following Dharma but after reaching on top, they realized that the path of Dharma is full of thorns.

Karn & Manmohan Singh - Both could not translate their talent and intelligence to an extraordinary level of success coz of being on the wrong side.

Abhimanyu & Kejriwal - Both got caught in the opponent's Chakravyuh coz of being inexperienced.

Shakuni & Digvijay Singh - They both indulged in sycophancy for their self gains.

Dhritarashtra & Sonia Gandhi - They both are blind in their son's love.

Shri Krishna & Dr APJ Abdul Kalam - India loves and respects both of them a lot but nobody follows the path which they showed.

-- This is India & Mahabharata

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